the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*